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· Sketch comedy written by Jay Frosting that answers the question, “what if time travelers went back to convince Hitler to be a painter, instead?” Featuring Jen Bokoff and Landon Kirksey.

USO 2.0

· How is the Department of Defense revolutionizing entertainment for our troops, and why is it weaponized? Featuring Landon Kirksey and Scott Lowe.

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· Meet a Vice President-Executive-whatever of PepsiCo, who drops several shocking bombs about the cola’s history and worldwide domination (hint: Indian burial grounds). Featuring Landon Kirksey.

Summer Blockbusters

· Find out which movies to watch or avoid when Danny Trump and Mr. Zimmerman count down the biggest event movies of 2012. Featuring Scott Lowe.

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· Listen in on the original (albeit one-sided) rap battle between Cinderella and her evil older step-sisters. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe.

Technomad

· Gavin Dervish is a singer-songwriter busking in England who decries the music industry’s reliance on technology. Featuring special guest Blake Walker. (His band “The Etiquette” has an EP on iTunes and Amazon MP3.)

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· Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Jay and Landon play muses who are annoyed with the “everything is a remix” culture, so they try creating their own works, like sand art and strip clubs. Featuring Landon Kirksey.

Comicart

· Meet the owner of Hoboken’s ultra-indie graphic novel store on wheels. Featuring special guest Cris Skelton from The New Movement in Houston.

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· Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Jen wonders who a girl has to salute in order to get laid around here. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe.

Baseball Batman

· The author of a book of professional athlete superstitions dishes the dirt after kicking it up. Featuring special guest Joe Coughlin.

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· Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Landon and Jay improvise a scene about an incredibly inefficient pinball machine. Featuring Landon Kirksey.

Orgyology

· A Cambridge Don-ette explains the archaeological discovery of the millennium and the inevitable celebratory orgies. Featuring Scott Lowe.

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· A couple’a average guys review upcoming movies based on information from the poster. Featuring Scott Lowe.

Leavite

· Announcing a new service that will help you avoid meetings, like that tedious business conference, or a stressful wedding proposal. Featuring Jen Bokoff.

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· ChrisTrew.biz is a real professional wrestling manager (alter egos include a rapper, air sex host, comedy club owner and improv teacher). In our feature interview, we pretend that he also coaches business executives through professional wrestling moves. Featuring ChrisTrew.biz (find him on Twitter, too).

Flowgun

· Jay and Jen play a little QVC and attempt to sell the “flowgun” to potential customers. Thanks to Steven Good for the fake product suggestion! Featuring Jen Bokoff.

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· Jay and Scott were talking about Mormons, which led to caffeine, which led to Mountain Dew, which led to this improv scene about modern flirting in high school. Featuring Scott Lowe.

Paid Adversary

· In our feature interview, we delve into the seventh level of subscription-based fetish websites, lorded over by His Grace Jungle Jim. Featuring Aaron Gulliford of the Death Panel Podcast.

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· Rick Santorum’s campaign mobile app helps volunteers identify potential voters, not to mention root out “the gays”. Featuring Kyle Lahr.

Whiteville

· Following an audience suggestion of “gong”, Landon and Jay skip back and forth in time to visit with different residents of Whiteville. Featuring Landon Kirksey.

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· Google has a five-year plan for integrating your life with the brands that deserve your attention. Featuring Landon Kirksey

Alien vs. Stalin

· Three homeless pals look to the heavens for handouts and/or a leg up. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe

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· Two cartoon voice actors finally get their chance at scoring some groupies. Featuring Landon Kirksey

Confession

· The First Megachurch of Godliness gives us some suggestions for Lent. Featuring Scott Lowe

One of Your French Girls

· Jay and Jen didn’t properly appreciate the movie “Titanic”, but at least Jen has an excuse. Featuring Jen Bokoff

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This sketch was written by Jay Frosting and performed by Landon Kirksey and Scott Lowe.

· Carriage drivers in NYC have a special deal for lovers who want to look like heroes. Featuring Scott Lowe and special guest Jake Bilbrey

NoMoWriDry

· Marlene and her husband work through a bad case of writer’s block, and another case of wine. Featuring Jen Bokoff

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Subscribe also to The Improvised Podcast (iTunes show page) to hear the episode where they go behind the scenes of Pre-Recorded Late Night, as well as lots of smart talk about improvising and improvisers.

· Scott deals with the constant fear of pretty ladies stumbling onto his Web browser history. Featuring Scott Lowe and Jen Bokoff

Rile of the Century

· The Baliff General of the United States introduces some new criteria for selecting jurors, then questions Jay’s patriotism. Featuring Landon Kirksey

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· Scott attends a family reunion at Space Camp, but training proves too much for most of them. Featuring Scott Lowe

Milliner’s Holiday

· A married author couple explain their self-help book about marrying for money and keeping a happy home, and they answer some unsolicited advice from Twitter. Featuring Landon Kirksey and Jen Bokoff

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· Jen and Jay meet a nosy waiter and struggle to cast a serial killer who isn’t the same old stereotype. Featuring Jen Bokoff

McNuptials

· Everything you wanted to know about planning your dream wedding at McDonalds. Featuring Landon Kirksey

SOPA Dish featuring Jessamyn West

The American Culinary Board of Trustees details new legislation to build an official registry of recipes and punish rogue cookbook publishers, not to mention soup kitchens.

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In an improv scene following the suggestion of “tater”, Chef Landon introduces the kitchen staff to the world’s hottest chili pepper.

Beyonce What? featuring Scott Lowe

A veteran Imaginary Friend helps us poke around the celebrity childhood database to determine whether Beyonce and Jay-Z will be good parents.

Downtown Abby featuring Jen Bokoff

We sit down for tea with the creator of the American remake of Downton Abbey at her downtown estate. Still waiting for that tea.

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In an improv scene following the suggestion of “Kroger”, Jen invites Scott and Jay to her Jewish Halloween party. What’s the yiddish word for “hectic”?

Boo!bs featuring Landon Kirksey

The creator and lead investigator of the Soul Finders ghost-hunting show on Playboy TV gives us a sneak peek of the upcoming season, chasing down ghouls at sorority houses across the nation.

New Fears Resolution featuring Scott Lowe

Ken Pillory has traveled the world cataloguing the most popular new year’s resolutions for 2012 and reports on #1: survive the zombie apocalypse.

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The Graham and Rocko Brothers unveil The X Awards, highlighting alternative achievements in entertainment, including stuff before 2011 as well as speculation about future outstanding performances. Come for the Gary Busey and stay for the after-party in the parking lot.

Window Undressing featuring Jen Bokoff

2011 Store-y Award Winner Steven Mirtoff explains his background, inspiration and store window design process, including a sneak peak below the window floor.

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The editor of the 2012 edition of the Illuminati Almanac previews some of next year’s misinformation and world domination plans. Now if only he could get his roommate to do the dishes.

Afterstrife featuring Scott Lowe

A recluse gets invited to the afterlife, and uses his unlimited new powers of creation to enjoy some of the activities that were banned back on Earth. #dolphins #abattoir

Kris Kriminal featuring Jen Bokoff

CIA Agent October details her black ops in the War on Christmas.

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The 2012 Republican Presidential nomination process has gotten out of control, but Martin Plutarch has a plan to scrap everything and appeal to the American youth. Dance-off, anyone?

PlatypiBot Featuring Jen Bokoff

Mrs. Halliwell struggles to maintain control of her students after she modernizes their names.

Silent Eatment Featuring Scott Lowe

Chef Howard Kinsington explains his new restaurant concept where nobody is allowed to talk during dinner. The meal comes with a free non-verbal communication expert so no gestures or expressions go unexplained.

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The owner of America’s oldest pawn shop (according to the sign), explains what draws in the crowds and celebrity wardrobes, which is either the secret of the ooze or a giant prawn that you can see from the highway.

Jacob Gnarly Featuring Jen Bokoff

Martha Stewart’s younger sister unveils new Christmas decorations for 2011 (beer can streamers, frog-in-a-soap, etc.), but isn’t able to avoid Jay’s questions about how their family really celebrates the holidays.

The Miracle of Wife Featuring Landon Kirksey

The Portland, Oregon Mid-Husbandry Association has a new president, who explains his commitment to the entire pregnancy, starting with conception.

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Whenever I get hopeful about the state of the world, I think about the lax security at Heathrow Airport. General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of gas masks and biohazard suits, but I don’t see that. It seems to me that the undead are everywhere. Often, they’re not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but they’re always there – fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the outbreak happened, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from people were messages of hate or revenge – they were all basically unintelligible. If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaking suspicion… zombies, actually, are all around.

Stream the trailer above, or download in high quality below.

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It was a year ago today that we performed our first live special at the Dallas Comedy House. I know this because the opening monologue contained a warning about your friends being all stupid on Facebook about the date being 11/11/11. They’re doing it right now, aren’t they? Humans.

Anyway, on behalf of the creators and participants, thanks for listening! Here’s a clip show of some of our favorite moments from both the live shows and the podcast episodes. We’re gearing up for a second year, so please subscribe if you haven’t already, and we’ll be back with a new episode soon.

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Tim Wheelie is played by Devon Cromwell (Weak Nights · Simply Plimpton).

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This is good enough for Jay, who has always wanted to visit the outer space, and he’s excited to pass Judy’s test, until…

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It’s salty. It’s sweet. Steve’s probably in a coma right now.

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Press the Play button down there to listen, or subscribe in iTunes now.

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Also featured: previous guest Scott Lowe does some voice-over work for a TV commercial.

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Also featured: a young Goldie Hawn in a bikini.

Who will survive? Who will die and then come back to life? What is the 150th digit of pi? All of these questions are answered in today’s exciting beach bum-y, jungle feverish episode.

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Steve is going through a pirate phase, and his parrot has some wise words for Mrs. Pool, as well.

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And introducing The Melodramatic Internet, with a Yelp review of a restaurant that Bryan just ate in!

Milton Pushman played by Steven Good

Yelp review music by Maya Filipič

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